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I feel that every IHOP should be open 24 hours because who hasn’t gotten the craving for pancakes at 3 in the morning. And since pancakes are so difficult to make I’m relieved that I can purchase them from an “International” affiliated institute.
Nicole and I went to dine at IHOP before we saw The Hangover Part 2 (which was very funny and worth seeing if you are at all wondering, maybe I will do a review of it, don’t hold me to it). If I didn't mention it in the last IHOP post, you have to try the cinnamon roll french toast or pancakes. They are delectable. Never mind if you are on a diet, use IHOP as your cheat day. Tell them Powdered Toast Man sent you, they will give you their best seat and an extra strip of bacon. There was only one waitress working at the time and these are her thoughts during the night.
Waitress' Thoughts
“I guess he can’t taste the spit in his coffee. That is 37 in a row without being caught”
“I love bacon, someone should make a bacon drink, I would buy that”
“I wonder if that woman’s boobs are real. Would she be offended if I asked?”
“Why is it called International House of Pancakes? Are there IHOPs in other countries? Do they ship the pancake batter in from Europe?”
“Why is it called International House of Pancakes? Are there IHOPs in other countries? Do they ship the pancake batter in from Europe?”
“If that guy doesn’t stop staring at my ass I am going to stab him in the eye with a fork”
“I should of had an abortion”
“Shovel down another sausage link you fat piece of shit”
“I’m going to put a warning in the menu that says ‘May cause diabetes’ with a picture of Wilfred Brimley’s face”
“I can’t believe I have a master’s degree and I’m serving people scrambled eggs and coffee for a living”
“I should have taken that job to do amateur porn”
“Is Bob Barker still alive?”
“All employees must wash hands before returning to work…….except me”
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